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Music Age Gauge

According to the Music Age Gauge, I am

49 years 1 month younger than Yoko Ono, age 75
40 years 10 months younger than Bob Dylan, age 67
38 years 8 months younger than Mick Jagger, age 65
37 years 0 months younger than Eric Clapton, age 63
33 years 10 months younger than Stevie Nicks, age 60
26 years 5 months younger than David Lee Roth, age 53
23 years 7 months younger than Madonna, age 50
20 years 1 month younger than Jon Bon Jovi, age 46
15 years 0 months younger than Billy Corgan, age 41
12 years 0 months younger than Mariah Carey, age 38
7 years 10 months younger than Alanis Morissette, age 34
0 years 4 months younger than Britney Spears, age 27

and when these songs were topping the charts and these events occurred, my age was:

The recording of We Are The World: 2
Walk Like an Egyptian, Bangles: 4
Didn’t We Almost Have It All, Whitney Houston: 5
Back In The U.S.S.R. is released exclusively in Russia: 6
Nothing Compares 2 U, Sinead O’Connor: 8
Emotions, Mariah Carey: 9
Fleetwood Mac perform at Bill Clinton’s inauguration: 10
The Sign, Ace Of Base: 11
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum opens: 13

These folks sure know how to make me feel better about my age. At least they didn’t say, “You are xx years older than Miley Cyrus.” Thanks man.

(And what? Mariah Carey’s only 38?!)